Summer TV is awful. There’s no way around it. Every once in a while you’ll find a show that’s worth your time, but for the most part I use the summer to catch up on shows that I’ve been wanting to see for one reason or another. This summer I started watching Friday Night Lights and I just finished Season 1.
Friday Night Lights is a show that, frankly, I’ve avoided for a while. It’s one of those shows where people have set expectations so high that I didn’t see how it could possibly live up to them all. But everybody who has seen the show raves about it. Bloggers, co-workers, family, TV critics… really anybody whose opinion I respect enjoys Friday Night Lights.
So why do I hate it?
Hate may be a strong word, but I was really, really disappointed in it. I was lead to believe that this was a solid show, one that was very well done, but almost everything in it felt like a guilty pleasure show. One that you watch even though it’s just ridiculous. And I’m really confused how I’m the odd man out here.
Now, of course this is predicated on my assumption that the rest of the show is a lot like Season 1. That’s probably wrong. I’m sure it gets better, at least I’d like to think so. But I can’t see how people would love it so much after the first season.
Let’s just jump right into the problems I had with the show. The first is that I don’t think I’ve ever seen a show with SO MANY unlikable and irredeemable characters. I can group everyone in the show so far into three different groups.
Characters I really liked:
Coach Taylor
Tami Taylor
Tim Riggins
Tyra Collette
Characters that I didn’t like the majority of the time, but had a few good moments:
Landry Clarke
Matt Saracen
Buddy Garrity
Herc
Characters that annoyed the shit out of me all the time:
Lyla Garrity
Julie Taylor
Smash Williams
Jason Street
Waverly
The top group was outstanding and was pretty much responsible for the only parts about the show I enjoyed. But there was only four of them out of 13 that I just named. .308 may be good for baseball, but for a show it’s piss poor.
There’s so many other parts of the show that I hated that it’s impossible for me to get them all down in a coherent manner, so I’m just going to list them in the order they come in to my head.
Every football scene: Particularly the game where the other team is taking “The Longest Yard” type cheap shots at the Panthers and there are no penalties being called. Are you kidding me? But that was just the worst offender. Every second of football action was painful to watch, even up to the reaction shots after the Panthers win the state championship at the last second after overcoming a 0-26 deficit. When that happens, I don’t care who you are, you lose your mind. Completely. Way too many shots of people smiling happily in the stands after that one.
Lyla destroyed her dad’s auto dealership: This was never addressed later. Ever. She smashes something like 5 different cars and wrecks the actual building, but there were no repercussions whatsoever. In fact, she goes back to her dad’s dealership to return the car he gave her, and there’s no mention of it and the place looks fine. There’s a scene later where she drives up behind her boyfriend to see him kissing another girl. I was rooting for her to just slam into his truck and have that just be the thing she starts doing.
The cheating: Lyla cheats on her newly paralyzed boyfriend with his best friend almost IMMEDIATELY, which is like the shittiest thing in the world, but then when other people around her cheat, she acts like it’s the most unforgivable thing ever and immediately cuts those people out of her life. Also, after people find out about Lyla and Tim hooking up, Lyla is immediately shunned as a harlot by all the cheerleaders before their big cheerleading competition and Tim gets his ass kicked and his car beaten in by his teammates. Yes, you read that right. The offensive line beat the crap out of one of their best players during the season because they heard a rumor that he slept with their ex-quarterback’s girl. Who does that? Actually, don’t get me started on the state championship-winning offensive line led by some red-headed chubby kid. Not gonna happen.
High Schoolers: Look, I get that it’s a show about high schoolers and they can’t actually have everyone act like high schoolers, because then everyone would be an idiot instead of just 90% of everyone. But the things they have high schoolers do and say are ridiculous. There’s a scene where Smash, his girlfriend, and their friends sit around a diner talking about what poets they like and reciting poetry. Seriously.
I didn’t hate everything. I loved all interactions between the big four, as I call them. I loved the inspirational moments pertaining to football, like when Coach Taylor takes his team out in the middle of the night to run them and bring them together. But there was so much bad that it overran the good.
I actually forgot that Minka Kelly was attractive, because everything about her, from her voice to the faces she makes are too annoying to see past. Do you understand how difficult that is? So many of these characters just suck. I liked Landry okay, but there was a part where he gets mad at Saracen because he treats him like a punchline, even though everything he had done up to that point was be a punchline. There was no actual depth to him for the first 20 episodes.
Even after all this, I’ll still probably keep watching. I really have to see why everyone loves this show so much. I can’t possibly be the one person I know that thinks Friday Night Lights is stupid. Maybe if I keep watching it will all make sense.
Or maybe you can just tell me why. I seriously want to know why you love this show and why I should love it too.
Somebody please just explain this to me.